Want to be the king of corny this Father’s Day? Look no further! We’ve got you covered with a hilarious (and intentionally terrible) lineup of dad jokes that are sure to get a reaction. Prepare to unleash your inner comedian and make those kids laugh… or at least shake their heads in amusement. Let the goofy good times roll!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
- Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!
- What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
- How do you organize a space party? You planet!
- Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato!
- Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
- Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
- What did the ocean say to the iceberg? Nothing, it just waved!
- How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
